What a performance!

That ahhhhh moment From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 hours old)

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Isn't it ironic From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 hours old)

This week working in Leicester I popped out at lunch time for a bite to eat. Walking back eating a delicious lamb samosa, I was aproached by a young asian lad eating a sausage roll.… more

The Touring Principle From birdsong in the things we do for life (3 days old)

Getting quite excited at the thought of seeing Numan again tomorrow evening. The Pleasure Principle is one of the best albums in the history of ever... And another of the Invisible (invisible) Wom… more

First thing that popped into my mind when I left the tepee From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Some of the best funny personal names can be found in the US Indian Census of 1880. The anglophile versions of Native Indian names can be hilarious simply due to loose translations. Native America… more

The book to buy all your male friends for Chistmas From prydwen in (6 days old)

'Busty, Slag and Nob End' by Russell Ash. This adults only book of 'Remarkably rude but real names of people, places and products from all over the world' will have any male laughing his head off wit… more

Hampstead Heath From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

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Top Ten adult movie titles From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

1. Forest Hump 2. The Object Of My Erection 3. The Porn Identity 4. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 5. Shaving Ryan's Privates 6. ET: The Extra Testicle 7. Alien vs Sex Predator 8. Sex Toy … more

Thought for the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn...... Does this make me a Leprechaun?… more

John and Edward From prydwen in Grin and bear it (7 days old)

So John and Edward are called Jedward. Anyone else wish they'd been called Peter and Rick? … more

What! Londoner's wont even share a taxi..... From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Found in the San Franscisco Chronicle So you think London, population 8 million, is crowded with the living? There are many millions more under the soil of a city that has been inhabited for … more

When is "Therapeutic" Sex, not "Therapeutic" Sex? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

The U.S. Tax Court ruled in September that William Halby, 78, owes back taxes because he improperly tried to deduct $300,000 over a five-year period for "medical" expenses that were merely purchases o… more

Want a tune on the radio From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Listen in to Seahaven FM, phone 01323 899226 and Danny and I will play you a tune....… more

Orpheus in Exile From birdsong in the things we do for life (7 days old)

If it's not Jesus, then I can generally rely on Marc Almond to sort me out Orpheus in Exile… more

Down to one drink a week now From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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The "Cowell Plot" thickens... From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (11 days old)

Now, I should point out that I found this on the Metro website so I can't vouch for it's accuracy. Quite possibly it has no accuracy whatsoever. Interesting if it's true though... http://www.metro.… more

"I never allow myself to look tired..." From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (11 days old)

That skin cream advert with Matthew McConnagay in it is a hoot. It's clearly been done in the time-honoured tradition of shaving adverts dating back to the Seventies. "Grr! Manly! Yes it is! Honest! B… more

Let there be light From birdsong in the things we do for life (11 days old)

I'm writing this at 2.30am in an attempt to rationalise the thoughts going through my head, and to re-boot my brain so that I can sleep. I am troubled by a vision, in fact a realisation that my com… more

SPOKEN ROSES From birdsong in the things we do for life (11 days old)

This one seems to scan...? Weird Walking in the footsteps Made by flowers I can see Roses Roses Following the whispers Made by lovers I can hear Roses Roses In summer now Beside … more

SUBTEXT From birdsong in the things we do for life (11 days old)

I'm listening to Translucence And I thought it might be fun to see what writing comes to form each track Beneath A palimpsest We peel back layers of time and see The ones we were Still wav… more

X Factor is getting crappier every week From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (12 days old)

You could argue that it serves me right for watching it but hey, I like trash tv sometimes and X Factor is surely the best in that category. I love the pompousness of it, and the fact that those invol… more

Naptime was successful!! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (12 days old)

Thanks for your comments - and yes, I did manage to have a nap, for like 45 minutes! Tremendous! I had to go and wake Logan up for his tea, he was spark out. (Yes, he is napping as I type this!!… more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

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The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (13 days old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (13 days old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

John Foxx in New York From birdsong in the things we do for life (13 days old)

This afternoon, John Foxx performs live in New York for the first time in 30 years. At 3pm, he presents a film and reading from his ongoing project The Quiet Man at BCB Gallery in New York. The exh… more